He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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