You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Randomize
