My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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