I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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