dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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