I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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