shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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