I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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