The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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