Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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