It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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