You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
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