Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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