mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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