talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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