none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Walk of Shame today included voting.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
this hospital has no fireball
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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