4 words: hood of his car
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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