I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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