Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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