We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
