I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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