Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My liver just broke up with me...
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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