What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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