OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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