We're like a lot better than the average bears
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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