One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Can I color on your dick again?
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
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