I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Still dying that you shit outside
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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