I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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