He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I have fence marks all over my body
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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