hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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