Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Randomize
