we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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