Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Randomize
