We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I think my vagina is haunted
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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