He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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