Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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