Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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