some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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