Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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