Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
dude. I can hear the air.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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