i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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