Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
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