If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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