fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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