ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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