just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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