the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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