Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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