People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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