covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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