Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Randomize
