If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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